Paul and Pauline Calf's Cheese and Ham Sandwich

Novice (and failing) stand-up Duncan Thickett welcomes back the chain-smoking Paul Calf and his 'dead sophisticated' sister for a live performance. Pauline's had her hair done, her belly pierced and a misspelt Chinese tattoo; while Paul has a new girlfriend Cheryl Denton (played by Karen Taylor) and has souped-up his mum's disability buggy. There are also some surprises: Paul treats us to a love song while Pauline performs an excerpt from her one-woman show, 'Floss - The Story of Florence Nightingale'.